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SHIRLEY MULDOWNEY: SIMPLY THE BEST EVER

The world as we know it was “made” by pioneers. Some had the guts to traverse uncharted oceans in flimsy wooden boats to populate North America. Others would later have the nerve to set out across the untamed prairies to settle the American West. In more modern times men pioneered the making of the nation’s vast automotive industries.


With the coming of the automobile, racing as the nation once knew it -- a genteel undertaking usually involving horses -- gave way to something entirely different. Men with grease under their fingernails and high octane gasoline in their blood went head-to-head in every type of racing imaginable, from going around in circles to seeing how fast one could go from a standing start in a quarter mile straightaway.


Notice we said those pioneers were men, and that’s largely the truth, or was so until a young housewife from upstate New York arrived on the drag racing scene and stole the boys’ thunder – and their trophies!


When Shirley Muldowney and her husband, Jack, “discovered” drag racing in the 60s, their lives would undergo a change the likes of which neither could have foreseen. Shirley would quickly go from taking down classified advertising information in a local newspaper’s ad office to being the newspaper’s Sunday Magazine cover subject with her drag racing Corvette, and that was just the beginning.


After fighting a protracted battle with drag racing’s managers, who were determined that no woman would, should or even could drive anything faster than an absolutely stock, off-the-showroom-floor car down a quarter mile drag strip, Muldowney emerged with a license and an even greater determination to prove her worth in a “world” dominated by men.


Her first real dragster was powered by a supercharged Chevy engine, and beyond winning races, it helped vault Muldowney onto the national scene, earning her magazine and newspaper stories and a growing legion of loyal fans. That early publicity would ultimately turn into the theatrical release, “Heart Like A Wheel” starring Bonnie Bedalia, which has recently been released on DVD.


It was the mid-60s, and terms like “women’s lib” were just beginning to be heard – and women were listening – and acting. Shirley Muldowney became one of their rallying points, because she was doing more than talking about women’s issues, she was actively participating -- and succeeding – in an activity in which men swore she’d be a failure. It was just one more proof-positive example of Muldowney’s beliefs that a woman’s place was anywhere she wanted to be – including behind the wheel of a 200 mile per hour race car.


Following her tenure in her treasured red dragster – and the end of her marriage – Muldowney made a giant career leap forward by climbing behind the wheel of her first Funny Car. A misnomer if there ever was one (and we won’t bother explaining its lineage), a Funny Car was (and remains today to some extent) a fiberglass-bodied replica of an American-built car powered by a 500 cubic inch purpose-built, all-aluminum, supercharged racing engine burning exotic nitromethane fuel. Back in the day those cars covered the quarter mile in about six seconds at nearly 200 MPH. Today’s versions cover that same distance in about 4.6 seconds at better than 330 MPH.


Muldowney thrived on the match race circuit, where track operators paid her substantial appearance fees to race against one or more other hired-in competitors. The so-called “Battle of the Sexes” was a natural, particularly considering that Muldowney rarely pulled her punches, either literally or figuratively, so any pre-race interview was destined to inflame the crowd, and further enhance her drawing power.


But, those cars were dangerous. Fire was a constant problem, and Shirley had her share of on-track incidents, situations that would ultimately make her one of the best drivers in drag racing history, although she would continue in the Funny Car category into the early 70s.


In 1973 Shirley decided to try her hand at Top Fuel dragster racing. Those long, thin machines that appear to be all engine and tires at the back, were the sole “property” of men, but despite their misgivings, the National Hot Rod Association (NHRA) granted her a license after she successfully made numerous runs in the late Pancho Rendon’s car out of Detroit. With the likes of legendary racers “Big Daddy” Don Garlits, “TV Tommy” Ivo and Connie Kalitta – all, like Muldwney, members of the Motorsports Hall of Fame in Novi, MI – witnessing her license runs, NHRA really had little choice in the matter. In the years that followed Muldowney would “pay them back” by becoming one of the sport’s top drawing cards in national event competition while at the same time generating more publicity then had any racer before her, man or woman.


Check the accompanying statistical information for a complete list of Shirley’s accomplishments, but for now, let’s just list her three NHRA and one American Hot Rod Association world championships, her induction into the Sports Halls of Fame for both New York and Michigan, her being the first woman inducted into the Motorsports Hall of Fame, her inclusion in the Hot Rod Magazine Hall of Fame, and her being named both Person of the Year (1977) and later the “Ollie” Award winner (1985) on the All-Star Drag Racing Team. The latter, by the way, is emblematic of one’s career-long contributions to drag racing.


Muldowney’s life would take another dramatic turn when she was grievously injured in a racing accident in 1984. Months of painful recovery and multiple surgeries would result in her still walking with a decided hitch in her step, but they did nothing to deter her from returning and winning again. In a true touch of irony, after the fans began reaching out to help with Shirley’s medical expenses, the core group who handled things formed the Drag Racing Association of Women (DRAW), which today continues to help the families of anyone injured in drag racing competition.


It would be three long years before Shirley returned to her winning ways, earning a coveted spot, and becoming the only woman member of the Cragar Four Second Club, which honored the first 16 drivers to record sub-five second quarter mile elapsed times. That honor went hand-in-hand with Muldowney’s earlier membership in the Crane Cams 250 Mile Per Hour Club.


Through the late 90s and into the 21st Century Muldowney did most of her racing on the match race trail, where she continued to be a major draw. A lack of sponsorship – critically important in a world of four second, 330 mile per hour race cars – kept her national outings to a mere handful, but thanks to backers like Goodyear, Action Performance and Mac Tools, Muldowney would close out her active driving career with the “Last Pass” tour during which she continued to perform competitively in 2003.


Although she’s since been asked more than once to return to competition, she really says it all when she recalls, “I had such a glow about that last year that I wouldn’t want to tarnish by making a comeback. I’m happy with where I am, and who I am. But if there’s a place for me somewhere in drag racing, I’m ready and willing.”


Of that there can be little doubt.